Squirreltain 

When you are positive that the meat you're eating is squirrel.

After taking the first bite I was quite squirreltain that I had the right sandwich.

Squirreltain by hngryDavy October 5, 2010

Squirrelkinglish 

{Noun} The writing style of fan fiction writer Squirrel King; Who wrote the popular fan fiction "Half Life: Full life Consequences" which is known for having horrible grammar and obvious misspellings.

{Verb} To write in the style of fan fiction writer Squirrel King.

someons goasts Squirrelkinglish wepon

Squirrelkinglish by Ghostfig101 May 17, 2010

Squirrelling it

To have your plans foiled by an inadvertent action you made.

As you attempt to make thousands of dollars by betting on a football game you know the outcome of, the squirrel, that you puked on, after just waking up from a drunken haze, in a hot tub, after travelling back in time, appears on the football field, and changes the outcome of the game.

Dude: "We didn't travel back in time so you could bet on football"
Bro: "But I know who wins"
Dude: "Go for it then!"
...moments later...
Dude: "How much did we make??"
Bro: "Nothing, I ended up squirrelling it"

Squirrelling it by Jackalope Hunter April 1, 2010

squirrelin' 

A girl who is looking for nuts. Just like a squirrel.

Person 1: Dude that girl is a major slut.
Person 2: I know she is straight squirrelin'.

squirrelin' by squirrels123 April 27, 2011

Squirreling

1. referring to a sudden distraction (an A.D.D. lapse in time) mid thought, while another is talking, or when trying to accomplish any task.

(definition is in reference to the movie Up when the evil dogs would stop mid sentence thinking they saw a squirrel)

Example 1: "Stop squirreling on me bro."

Example 2: "Quit squirreling on me every 2 seconds, I'm trying to give you directions."

NOTE: there was a lot of squirreling while trying to define this word.

Squirreling by mfucci September 7, 2012

squirrelin 

the act of trying to catch a nut in a sexual way.

the guy in the club was squirrelin on that hoe hardcore

squirrelin by kaley and becca March 2, 2011

urban squirreling 

the act in which a person goes through a drive through with the car in reverse so that the passenger side of the vehicle must order and receive the food

You might receive really odd looks, or in some cases, the fast food worker won't notice the difference. The key to urban squirreling is to keep a straight face.

urban squirreling by tazmonkey33 September 11, 2011