The act of masturbation or self-stimulation in relation to that of females. Male version of this is known as fapping.
by ItalianChia April 24, 2007
It's from Japan. It's a gray oblong pill; quantum nanotechnology CPU. The super computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do.
- Be More Chill
- Be More Chill
The Squip: Take your hands out of your pockets. Arch your back, puff out your chest. Add some swagger to your gate or you'll look like a masturbator. Fix your posture, then the rest.
by Jeremy Heere June 05, 2017
This is some top-secret, can't-even-look-it-up-on-the-internet shit
It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nano-technology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nano-technology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
Jeremy: so it’s like... drugs?
Rich: it’s better than drugs.
It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nano-technology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
Me: oh boy I want a squip (I was forced to write this help)
(Be More Chill Musical)
Rich: it’s better than drugs.
It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nano-technology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
Me: oh boy I want a squip (I was forced to write this help)
(Be More Chill Musical)
by Emma Scot January 15, 2018
A microcomputer (fictional) that makes you more popular. From the novel and subsequent musical of the same name, Be More Chill. Activated with Mountain Dew, deactivated with the short-lived nineties drink, Mountain Dew Red, not to be confused with Mountain Dew Code Red, which is different.
"I got a squip." "You got quick?" "Not quick. Squip." - Be More Chill the musical
"Your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor. Your Squip."
"Your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor. Your Squip."
by Saoirse C May 27, 2017
It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nano-technology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel
Through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nano-technology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel
Through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
Jeremy ignored his crush Michael because of his evil, terrible, way to expensive, squip. But it's ok because boyf riends happened and Christine was waaaaay to happy. (Richjake also happened just btw)
by Rainbow beans December 08, 2020
Not to be confused with squid, the SQUIP is a fictional drug from Japan (because everything is from Japan now). It stands for Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor, but let's face it. Nobody remembers that.
It also tried to take over the world, but the fanfiction writers and porn artists gloss over that, because Eric William Morris is just too hot to remember his character is a complete dick.
It also tried to take over the world, but the fanfiction writers and porn artists gloss over that, because Eric William Morris is just too hot to remember his character is a complete dick.
"You got quick?"
"Not quick. SQUIP."
"I've just never heard of it before."
"Yeah, that's the point! This is some top secret, can't even look it up on the internet shit. It's from Japan. It's a gray, oblong pill. Quantum nano-technology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do."
"So... It's like... Drugs?"
"It's better than drugs, Jeremy."
"Not quick. SQUIP."
"I've just never heard of it before."
"Yeah, that's the point! This is some top secret, can't even look it up on the internet shit. It's from Japan. It's a gray, oblong pill. Quantum nano-technology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do."
"So... It's like... Drugs?"
"It's better than drugs, Jeremy."
by Fallen Feathers May 17, 2018
by a random person who is a perso June 02, 2018