squinties

the thing you get when you're really high. usually associated with a chesire cat smile.

'i can't open my fucking eyes, i've got the squinties"

by kt rix June 23, 2007

squinties

slanted eyed folk of the east.Refering to the shape of the eyes, slanted and resemble squinting.

I went to the squinties resturant but i couldn't order because those mother fuckers looked like they where asleep. Lets go lynch a nig.

by mander October 14, 2004

squirtistics

a term coined by ifunniers, used extensively on ifunny, is the study of squirting, how far a woman can squirt, the content, the squirting duration

girl:hi
ifunnier:the law demands that i ask for your squirtistics

by skaehfjaesv May 17, 2021

Squintasaurus

a very rare and unknown dinosaur that was discovered in 2021 by Will Coleman

Aye! Aye! There blows a Squintasaurus!

by The_Bone June 25, 2021

squinis

a squid penis.

came to life because of the manga for splatoon, where squinis is often shown.

“lemme slurp that squinis”

by squinis June 29, 2019

Safety squints

When you are doing something potentially hazardous to your vision, and instead of grabbing safety glasses, you squint.

OSHA inspector: STOP WORKING NOW!!!!

Diligent employee: I’m just grinding this metal? What’s the problem?!?!
OSHA inspector: you need eye protection
Diligent employee: (engages safety squints)
OSHA inspector: thank you for being a model employee

by captain longdong December 1, 2020

Squints Charming

A potentially attractive male spotted at a distance, or at close range by a person with poor vision and no glasses. Upon closer inspection, or with the purchase of proper eyewear, the hottie in question is recognized to be either plain or very ugly--the dream of love at first sight has been crushed many a time by this shallow realization.

1. Jane spots a really cute guy across the room, but when she works up the courage to approach him, is shocked and disappointed to find that he only looked good from a distance. Her shallow search for physical beauty has led her to yet another Squints Charming


2. Before my corrective eye surgery, I could never really tell what my blind dates looked like, but after my surgery I realized I had been set up with a Squints Charming

by pinkshoes February 5, 2009