(noun) Diarrhea, esp. stools that are very liquid and under higher than normal ejection pressure. Most often used as plural and with "the", i.e. "the dirty squirties"
"Dude, those tacos I scarfed last night gave me a major case of the dirty squirties today."
A be more chill swing-approved cult that worships the SQUIP because he is superior and anyone that fights them will lose. I think George Salazar also approved but idk
tay: hey now, we all worship squip down here
liza: we're the squitties
hannah: hellyee
When you fall asleep after drinking too much and wake up with your butt cheeks glued together because you sharted in your sleep or straight shit yourself.