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squinchy 

adj.
Tight, pinched. Usually used to describe a person with small features. Combination of the words squint and pinch.
I like Dustin's squinchy face.
squinchy by OhKatieLaughs October 14, 2009

Squanchy 

When your balls are so hot and sweaty that they stick to your thighs
God damn, my balls are so squanchy it would take pliers to remove them from my thighs
Squanchy by Viking Nuts May 20, 2015

squinchy 

the feeling when your shoes are filled with mud/sand/water, and you walk ...
"Dude, I just got back from the beach and my shoes are ALL squinchy ..."
squinchy by Bruce Jung Durden April 19, 2010

squinchy 

feeling associated with a tight, stinging need to defecate
She had such a squinchy feeling that she thought she had soiled herself.
squinchy by Krista December 14, 2004

Squinchy 

Squinchy - (adj.) jello like, pertaining to bulldogs’ jelly rolls, not too flabby, somewhat firm; for reference research “mochi”
Jingles the bulldog is very squinchy.
Squinchy by Jingles32 May 17, 2018

Pibbly Squinchy 

The act of leaving a dance floor or social setting when you feel the need to urinate or defecate. Pibbly is indicative of urine (to piddle) and Squinchy reflects the act of squishing and clenching to avoid a disaster in your pants
"Jason has a bad case of the pibbly squinchies! I hope he makes it to the bathroom!"

"I avoided ruining my family dinner by doing a quick pibbly squinchy!"