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1. Having any combination of bodily byproducts in one's pants yet doing nothing about it.
"I sharted in the staff meeting but my wife has the car so I'm rollin' squinchy until lunch."

"You made me pee a little bit when you told me you were a man. I'm too lazy to go home for a pee spot, I'll just roll squinchy until it dries."
by Robot Loves Zombie October 15, 2009
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