squidsexual 

that one time squidward was rainbow

“Squidward from spongebob squarepants is a squidsexual”

squidsexual by gloop cat January 23, 2019

SQUIPsexual 

When you feel only attraction to the best thing on earth, the SQUIP.

"I'm SQUIPsexual."

SQUIPsexual by alpacafire July 27, 2017

suisexual 

a person who is neither heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, or asexual. they are not attracted to anyone but themselves, therefore, they jackoff a lot.

Fuck sex, I'm a suisexual! Vaginas and penises are GROSS!

suisexual by Dan and Amanda May 5, 2006

suisexual 

1. being sexually attracted to or
2. sexually active with the self
etymology: latin, sui- self; english~sexual

1. I swear my roommate is a suisexual. She just sits there in front of the mirror, obviously turned on by her own lingere clad body.
2.I dont have a girlfriend right now, so basically im just suisexual.

suisexual by genna buzz April 4, 2005

Squadsexual 

When you are only attracted to the members of your squad

"Are you gay or straight?"
"Neither! I'm squadsexual!"
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Squadsexual by The Wold Pack December 28, 2016

sidsexual 

Having a sexual yearning to people named Sid or Sidney

After I met Sid I became a sidsexual.

sidsexual by jacktoothpaste October 14, 2017

suisexual 

When one masterbates wildly till their death and or dies while having uncontrolable sexual intercourse. Also having unprotected sex with hookers.

MIKE: Hey Paul hows your dad been these days... PAUL: aw man, he died bro, he was suisexual, he always had his pecker in his hand tapping all kinds of bitches, not only did he go blind but he went out with a bang.

suisexual by the-bouncer August 12, 2011