Not to be confused with squid, the SQUIP is a fictional drug from Japan (because everything is from Japan now). It stands for Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor, but let's face it. Nobody remembers that.
It also tried to take over the world, but the fanfiction writers and porn artists gloss over that, because Eric William Morris is just too hot to remember his character is a complete dick.
It also tried to take over the world, but the fanfiction writers and porn artists gloss over that, because Eric William Morris is just too hot to remember his character is a complete dick.
"You got quick?"
"Not quick. SQUIP."
"I've just never heard of it before."
"Yeah, that's the point! This is some top secret, can't even look it up on the internet shit. It's from Japan. It's a gray, oblong pill. Quantum nano-technology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do."
"So... It's like... Drugs?"
"It's better than drugs, Jeremy."
"Not quick. SQUIP."
"I've just never heard of it before."
"Yeah, that's the point! This is some top secret, can't even look it up on the internet shit. It's from Japan. It's a gray, oblong pill. Quantum nano-technology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do."
"So... It's like... Drugs?"
"It's better than drugs, Jeremy."
by Fallen Feathers May 17, 2018
from the musical Be More Chill, a grey oblong pill, a super computer that travels through your blood and then implants in your brain, and tells you what to do.
1 "so it's like drugs?" "its better then drugs Jeremy "
2 Its from Japan!!!!!
3 "a grey oblong pill quantum nanotechnology CPU . The super computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and tells you what to do. "
4 "your super quantum unit processor, Your SQUIP
2 Its from Japan!!!!!
3 "a grey oblong pill quantum nanotechnology CPU . The super computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and tells you what to do. "
4 "your super quantum unit processor, Your SQUIP
by tinydipsyautumnnoel March 01, 2018
Rich
Then I got a Squip
Jeremy
You got quick?
Rich
Not quick. Squip.
Jeremy
I've just never heard of it before.
Rich
That's the point. This is some "top secret can't even look it up on the internet" shit.
Rich
It's from Japan
It's a grey, oblong pill
Quantum nanotechnology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill
Will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and tells you what to do
Jeremy
So... It's like drugs?
Rich
It's better than drugs, Jeremy...
IT'S FROM JAPAN
Then I got a Squip
Jeremy
You got quick?
Rich
Not quick. Squip.
Jeremy
I've just never heard of it before.
Rich
That's the point. This is some "top secret can't even look it up on the internet" shit.
Rich
It's from Japan
It's a grey, oblong pill
Quantum nanotechnology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill
Will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and tells you what to do
Jeremy
So... It's like drugs?
Rich
It's better than drugs, Jeremy...
IT'S FROM JAPAN
by Ametrine August 20, 2018
It’s a grey oblong pill. Quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do.
by ThatOneGirl2002 January 16, 2018
It's from Japan. It's a gray oblong pill; quantum nanotechnology CPU. The super computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do.
- Be More Chill
- Be More Chill
The Squip: Take your hands out of your pockets. Arch your back, puff out your chest. Add some swagger to your gate or you'll look like a masturbator. Fix your posture, then the rest.
by Jeremy Heere June 05, 2017
This is some top-secret, can't-even-look-it-up-on-the-internet shit
It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nano-technology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nano-technology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
Jeremy: so it’s like... drugs?
Rich: it’s better than drugs.
It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nano-technology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
Me: oh boy I want a squip (I was forced to write this help)
(Be More Chill Musical)
Rich: it’s better than drugs.
It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nano-technology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
Me: oh boy I want a squip (I was forced to write this help)
(Be More Chill Musical)
by Emma Scot January 15, 2018
A microcomputer (fictional) that makes you more popular. From the novel and subsequent musical of the same name, Be More Chill. Activated with Mountain Dew, deactivated with the short-lived nineties drink, Mountain Dew Red, not to be confused with Mountain Dew Code Red, which is different.
"I got a squip." "You got quick?" "Not quick. Squip." - Be More Chill the musical
"Your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor. Your Squip."
"Your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor. Your Squip."
by Saoirse C May 27, 2017