Squidulence

"Squidulence" is the term used for the mild level of diarrhoea axperienced when intermittently, farts just cannot be trusted!

Have you seen "X' today? He was supposed to see me down the pig & whistle for lunch but never showed up?

Ahhh yeah I heard he's got crippling squidulence. Tried to slip one out in the co-op and had to leg it home.

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Mate, I honestly am not going near the reduced sushi at Morrisons, it legit makes me squidulent

by Scandi-seeker October 17, 2021

scudulence

The gunk that accummulates at the top of a container, such as a squeeze bottle which clogs the opening.

I was unable to squeeze ketchup onto my hot dog due clog of scudulence.

by top assistant May 25, 2009

Squillence

Squillence is the proper way to say science. If you're an intellectual individual you would understand the sheer brain power used while saying this. It boosts your IQ by like actually googleplex.

Person 1: oof how was squillence? I heard you had ms fauxellen.
Person 2: Ugh she has no clue what she's doing. I could probably do a better job.

by chillychizz November 26, 2018

squidence

To do something. Word for everything.

Ey bro, could you squidence me ma grinder.

by gabablake June 4, 2017

squadulence

To be very squadly or extremely smart. Intelligence.

Man, his squadulence is overwhelming!

by Roger Lasman September 6, 2006