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Squeenge Beef 

A beefy bulge or protrusion. Junk in trunk or Junk in front.
That boys got some squeenge beef going on there.
Squeenge Beef by Big Mama Squeenge November 2, 2010

squeexcel 

term used for fans of popular mario 'speedrunner' and twitch streamer Squeex, famed for his classic bazinga line, marker bit and receding hairline.
person 1: hey are you a squeexcel?

person 2: yep i am a squeexcel, bazinga.
squeexcel by CEO of Squeexcel's November 9, 2022
It's a word that you can fill into the blank of anything.

It can be your own little secret word that means nothing, but use it in your every language to confuse people.
Ms.Ross and Mrs.Kessinger are a bunch of Squeeces.
Omg, I just squeeced everywhere!
Go to the store and get me a squeece.
YOU LITTLE SQUEECE.
Squeece by YOYODIGGY August 15, 2009

Anal squeenching 

The act of performing kegel exercises in one's anus.
The porn star's ass is too loose, she needs to do some anal squeenching to tighten it up.
Anal squeenching by Feverishgirl August 19, 2011
1. Squeench is a nickname given to the moist odorous substance that that accumulates between your butt and private parts (male or female) during the any activity that makes you sweat...

Pronounced: SCA-WEEN-CH
1. Dude, I just came back from playing basket ball and I was scratching my "parts" and dude... it smelled like total squeench... it was nasty.

2. I came back from jogging, and my clothes were soaked in sweat, the worst part was my underwear... when I pulled them off, the robust aroma of squeench filled the bathroom.

3. Sometimes I deliberately don't wash my hands so that they smell like squeench, then I touch people.
squeench by Matt Millar January 26, 2008

Squeance 

A squeance is a wet pussy fart
Holy shit I went down on her and she squeanced in my face!
Squeance by Donnied747 August 3, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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