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Squonkey 

The cross between a squirrel and a monkey. They tend to be quite restless but make up for it in cuteness.
“Hey come check this out! I just captured a rare squonkey.”
Squonkey by Squonkward May 30, 2018

Squidney 

A young androgyne with a passion for potion and part. And by that I mean the ocean and art, but those words don't start with P. May or may not know everything about you. Bad with names. Loves pet chickens and Superjail. Sometimes has to be scared out of robot mode. Will find eternal love and happiness.
Man, Squidney just went into robot mode. What do I do?

Silly, just show her this picture of a child in an air freshener costume!
Squidney by Spainj Babe July 7, 2011

Squidney 

A rich stinky salmon who sleeps around often and like sucking toes. Ussually native to Colorado 🐽
You could say she is quit the squineddy
There she goes again, that squidney
Squidney by Licorishdick2.0 October 22, 2019

Squidney 

An addicted narcisitic woman who engages in sexual activities with sea animals such as squids and/or octipie.
DOOOD! You are so squidney right now. TOTALLY!!
Squidney by Your? February 5, 2007

squidonkulus 

Feeling quite squidonkoled.
Jeremy: "Guys, is squidonkulus even a word?" George: "Lock all doors and windows on the 10th of August. Barricade your home. The clicking will be the indicator of when you should start praying. Weapons will not work. I suggest you find a religion to believe in, perhaps god will take pity on your soul."

dirty squidnney 

a girl with a passion and addiction to tentacle porn
Damn that dirty squidnney is straight masturbating to the octopus
dirty squidnney by hahaimgay April 15, 2020
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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