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squicking

The practice one takes up when skullfucking becomes tedious. Skullfucking is the easiest of the two acts, as you only have to remove your partners eye to get somewhere to stick your thingy. A proper squicking requires you to trephine your partner (make a hole in your partners skull) and pork its brain this way. Aiming for the gap between the two hemispheres is said to provide you with firestorming orgasms.
Und tuh buscotini mosta umpotee cunder squicked mayee.

(And the {retarded babble} squicked me)
by Mike January 21, 2004
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squicking

To skull fuck someone, not limited to the eye socket but any part of cranuim.
Squicking his bosses daughter right there in front of him was his revenge.
The bad man chisled a piece of her forehead away with a rusty screwdriver so he could squick her.(Warning: Squicking someone can kill them)
by entity2501 March 7, 2008
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squicking

To insert your penis into the unformed part of a child's skull. Then to fuck it, until the child is fucked. A frowned-upon practice that is illegal in most countries.
"An aggravating factor in the burglary was the smearing of excrement on the walls and the squicking of little Timmy"
by Log January 16, 2004
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shlicking

"I walked in on Jamie and she was Shlicking!"

"No way, man! She was rubbing it?!"

"Yeah! Oh my god!"
by Nessabro December 31, 2013
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Ali Quicking

This is when one homosexual male performs oral sexupon another male and deepthroats him so agressively that he throws up on his penis. This vomit is then used as an anal lubricant so they can engage is some ferocious bum sex.
"Oh my god, that Ali Quicking we got up to last night was so intense, I chundered everywhere and there was so much of it we could ferociously bum for hours"
by Zenarocks September 19, 2012
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squeaking spring symphony

the beautiful sound of two people having sex! (on a cheap bed)
by maitredesnoobes January 6, 2005
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shucking and jiving

The science of appearing busy but actually doing nothing.
Dude, quit shucking and jiving and get back to work.
by Mack C February 23, 2007
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