Squibs

Calling dibs on a girl/guy that you know the only way you would have sex with them is if you were squinting

guy 1. Dibs onCatherine O'Hara !!! ...

guy 2. Man come on shes more of a squibs

by Minus1linus January 23, 2011

Squibs

What my dad nicknamed me, apparently it’s based of squidward (when i was younger i would touch everything almost like i had 8 arms)

Dad: hey squibs can you get the washing out the dryer
me: *gets washing out the dryer*

by sugardaddysquibs November 23, 2019

The Squids from Chicago

Popular punk band from Chicago from 1990-2002, featuring Joey Spatafora on lead vocals, Billy (People are Still Having Sex) LaTour, Emery Yost on bass, Scott Bahry, Bob Fesus and Judy Johnson. Spatafora recently wrote and stars in an upcoming indie cult film, "The Good Food Guy And The Doo Doo King", along with Bahry. LaTour wrote most of the original score for the film. The Squids greatest hits cd is called "4 Floors Of Whores" on Hot Dog Water Records. Known best for their hits "Bad Haircut" , "The Harmonica Song", and "Every Time She Calls My Name" otherwise known as "The Boner Song".

The Squids from Chicago are the original Squids, and all the other bands who say they are Squids, are really not.

by Deuce Loosly January 10, 2009

street squish

Just a really skanky sperm dump. Looks for rich looking drunks for one night stands, just so they have shelter. Hint:They usually don't wear panties and smell like an organic solvent.

"Looks like James found some street squish again. One day his dick will turn green and fall off."

by Running out of patience October 17, 2008

squish

A squish is a platonic crush, one where you like someone and want to be close to them, but not in a romantic way.

I developed a squish on my best friend in high school.

by GeorgeWGeezil January 23, 2010

squib

-noun

1. A punctuation sign used in writing to indicate the statement as sarcasm.
2. A replacement for the ineffective usages of ellipses or italics to emphasize sarcasm through texts and e-mails.
3. Is symbolized by a combination of a 'Z' and '?' as one character.
3b. As of current, the squib symbol has not been incorporated into standard keyboards, so is substituted with {squib} following a sentence.

Ex: Wow, that was really useful information {squib}
Ex: Lindsay Lohan deserves an Oscar! {squib}

by E. Pak March 13, 2010

squished up

A polite way of calling someone fat.

Mommy your not fat, your just squished up.

by Truthteller85 June 29, 2016