A verbal ejaculation of sorts discharged via flesh
pen; most often experienced by authors after a prolonged period of writer's block (a.k.a) writer'
s priapism. The final result being a 'squibbly' or sudden burst of white creative pearl
jam onto Big
Chief steno pad. Similar to a brain fart but differing in that a very tangible and proteinaceous goo is yielded, often requiring the services of a Latina maid and or clean up crew.
Tucker, one of many men suffering from writer's priapism, had been working on the same sentence of the first paragraph of the same novel for seven years. One night in Tibet, while working on his novel and simultaneously downloading porn via Rapidshare, a 'squibbly' discharged from the flesh
pen betwixt his crotch, darting across his room in an F1-Tomcat-like fashion and, unfortunately, outside his open
window and onto his gay neighbor Bryce's bougainvillea garden.
The 'squibbly' or unannounced burst of creative
goo remained irretrievable due to the fact that the bougainvillea garden resided next to a local Tibetan glory hole den. Tod's protection had been seized by customs on his flight to Tibet. The adamantium buttplug, which Tod normally bore in his
asshole for such occasions, had failed to bypass the
metal detectors at LAX.
Tod sighed with
depression, wishing that he had been sporting a flack catching device.