Squibs

Calling dibs on a girl/guy that you know the only way you would have sex with them is if you were squinting
guy 1. Dibs onCatherine O'Hara !!! ...

guy 2. Man come on shes more of a squibs
by Minus1linus January 22, 2011
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squib

-noun

1. A punctuation sign used in writing to indicate the statement as sarcasm.
2. A replacement for the ineffective usages of ellipses or italics to emphasize sarcasm through texts and e-mails.
3. Is symbolized by a combination of a 'Z' and '?' as one character.
3b. As of current, the squib symbol has not been incorporated into standard keyboards, so is substituted with {squib} following a sentence.
Ex: Wow, that was really useful information {squib}
Ex: Lindsay Lohan deserves an Oscar! {squib}
by E. Pak March 13, 2010
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Squib

A person born into a wizarding family that cannot do magic
Argus Filch is a squib in Harry Potter
by HPFanatic1234 March 01, 2012
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Squibbed

To show an unexpected victim a photograph of Oscar nominated actress June Squibb
Ah man, I’ve totally just been squibbed
by SquibbSquabb February 27, 2022
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Squib

A squib is a term from the Harry Potter series written by J. K. Rowling meaning a muggle(non-magical person) born to wizard parents.
- Filch, the Hogwarts caretaker is a squib.
- Mrs. Figg in Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix is a squib.
by Harry Potter Lover January 18, 2007
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Squib

An AFL player who meets the following criteria
a) has little to no intestinal fortitude (guts)
b) lacks intelligence with out even knowing it
c) lacks accountability
d) is just a general moron
Brett Thornton is the definition of a squib
by UHSVU August 29, 2009
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(noun)
1. In film, a small explosive charge hidden under an actor's costume and detonated in order to simulate a bullet hit.

2. In Harry Potter, a non-magic person born to magical parents.
1. They had to re-take the shot because the squib didn't go off on time.

2. Filch is a Squib.
by Pox Voldius January 01, 2005
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