squermf 

Masturbatory lube made from the tartar of panda bear teeth.

Pass the squermf, I gotsta rub one off.

It's so hard to find good squermf outside of China.

squermf by dsyhjfdhbcgfj July 1, 2011

squirmfest

The most disgusting/vile/sickening movie ever made. Don't watch it.

Kevin: Do you have some scary movie recommendation like Get Out or Slender Man?
Ryan: Have you seen squirmfest?
Kevin: No, what is it?
Ryan: Don't worry you'll love it.

squirmfest by BlueKlein May 3, 2021

squerflog 

Squerflog is a Scandinavian term for fun race held between two sleds holding a dog and pulled by two people. It translates to The Husky Men Race.

It snowed last night. We should get the sleds out and take the dogs for a squerflog.

squerflog by Not Jaffa October 20, 2018

squerflog 

When you get a piece of wood and it's got a squerf on the side of it.

Check out that old tree. It's got a squerflog on that branch.

squerflog by Not Jaffa October 20, 2018

squerm

n., adj.: One who is made more uncomfortable in an already uncomfortable situation. Particularly in natural yet guilty-for-them social situations (most typically involving a situation with sex where they know what's up in their own right but can't let on, i.e. porn is put on in a social setting and they act like they're confused or offended).

At the ultra-hip artsy-fartsy liberal party Jacklyn projected porn on a wall in the background, yet the supposedly free-minded people were discovered as squerms as they ran for snacks and talked smack about what the heck was going on, all the while watching in their peripheral vision.

She acted squermy when we discussed riding a train in front of her yuppie college friends but changed it up once they left.

They were really squermy as I schooled them on classic cartoon art porn in front of their revolutionary art peers. Fucking squerms posing. Learn your contemporary history instead of squirming around.

squerm by Kapowski December 28, 2008

Squerfin'

When a fart possibly becomes a shart and your running with cheeks a clenchin' to check the outcome.

Dude, get outta the way now! Im squerfin'!

Squerfin' by schmoy101 October 15, 2008