squerm

n., adj.: One who is made more uncomfortable in an already uncomfortable situation. Particularly in natural yet guilty-for-them social situations (most typically involving a situation with sex where they know what's up in their own right but can't let on, i.e. porn is put on in a social setting and they act like they're confused or offended).

At the ultra-hip artsy-fartsy liberal party Jacklyn projected porn on a wall in the background, yet the supposedly free-minded people were discovered as squerms as they ran for snacks and talked smack about what the heck was going on, all the while watching in their peripheral vision.

She acted squermy when we discussed riding a train in front of her yuppie college friends but changed it up once they left.

They were really squermy as I schooled them on classic cartoon art porn in front of their revolutionary art peers. Fucking squerms posing. Learn your contemporary history instead of squirming around.

squerm by Kapowski December 28, 2008

squerch 

Noun. The sound a vagina makes when eating a human being.

Verb. The act of a vagina eating a human being.

"I heard Megan's vagina consuming Bob. It sounded like, "Squerch! squerch! squerch! squerch!"
"That's terrible! Where you able to save Bob?"
"No -- by the time the paramedics got there with the jaws of life, Megan's vagina had squerched Bob entirely!"

squerch by Hellzapoppin' May 20, 2017

Squirm sesh 

How they used to smoke VVizard vveed in the American civil war, importantly didn't happen at the battle of Gettysburg

General Pickett Sir, you may smoke up at the rear and set up a squirm sesh

Squirm sesh by Victoria 2 player February 23, 2022

squeamish 

Term mostly used in the UK. When one is averse to overt displays of gore and blood, particularly of the kind displayed in violent/teen slasher films/medical dramas, or when subjected to them in real life (e.g. an accident, dissecting an organ in school) is likely to faint or be sick. Can also include dislike and strong desire to avoid images of violence or pain, such as injecting oneself.

I couldn't bear to see that horror movie....I'm far too squeamish!!

squeamish by Milflob May 19, 2006

squeamed

Squeamed is what happens to you when you react to something that makes you squeamish.

I saw that new slasher movie, and it really squeamed me out.

squeamed by Cyprus Denton Fekks November 23, 2010

squirm party 

n. An event where you are invited by a mutual friend of someone you don't care for (for whatever reason), but accept the invite and attend just because you know the person you don't care for will be there and you want to make them squirm.

Yeah, I got invited by my ex's friend to their house. It's going to be a total squirm party. And I'm going to look hot.

squirm party by ggelatine November 11, 2009

Squirm 

The feeling a female gets when they're really turned on. Not up near their belly button, but lower. Definitely in the vagina. None of this butterflies up by the belly button business. We're talking serious, I need it now, no fooling around business. Wet.

Or, the feeling a guy gets when he's so turned on that he has to stick it in or bop the baloney before something bad happens. Sex hungry.

Craig is so sexy, I squirm just by looking at him!!

Squirm by GOLisreallyLOL November 21, 2011