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My Chair Squeaked 

When a person farts while sitting in the chair, and blames it on the chair squeaking.
I was at the farmers house, the farmer was farting while sitting in his chair then he told me 'Oh My Chair Squeaked".
My Chair Squeaked by JayEssBee85 December 15, 2013

My Shoes Squeaked 

1. Some peoples shoes squeak or make squeaking sounds while they are walking or running.

2. Someone farts while walking and blames it on their shoes squeaking.
1. These new shoes I'd bought makes squeaking noises while I'm walking.

2. My girlfriend fartex while she was walking down the hall and blamed the fart sounds on her shoes and said "My shoes squeaked".

squeaked by 

to barely succeed against overwhelming odds.
squeaked by means to barely succeed against overwhelming odds
squeaked by by blondesportster September 13, 2013
Yo im feelin hella squealed. Smell me?
Squealed by M800P May 19, 2010
Any kind of Juicy, or Moist object that is foul (past tense) when you juice yourself, unexpectidly.
" oh my gosh, i squeated so hard during that movie tonight, gotta go home and change my panty liner"

"the doctor said i have chronic squeating disorder. we cant sleep in the same bed anymore"

squealed out 

To spin your car's tires while leaving a stop light.
That car squealed out just to drive 5mph!
squealed out by Brandalicious January 11, 2008