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My Chair Squeaked 

When a person farts while sitting in the chair, and blames it on the chair squeaking.
I was at the farmers house, the farmer was farting while sitting in his chair then he told me 'Oh My Chair Squeaked".
My Chair Squeaked by JayEssBee85 December 15, 2013

My Shoes Squeaked 

1. Some peoples shoes squeak or make squeaking sounds while they are walking or running.

2. Someone farts while walking and blames it on their shoes squeaking.
1. These new shoes I'd bought makes squeaking noises while I'm walking.

2. My girlfriend fartex while she was walking down the hall and blamed the fart sounds on her shoes and said "My shoes squeaked".

squeaked by 

to barely succeed against overwhelming odds.
squeaked by means to barely succeed against overwhelming odds
squeaked by by blondesportster September 13, 2013
Being under the influence of several drugs at one time.
Yo im feelin hella squealed. Smell me?
Squealed by M800P May 19, 2010
Any kind of Juicy, or Moist object that is foul (past tense) when you juice yourself, unexpectidly.
" oh my gosh, i squeated so hard during that movie tonight, gotta go home and change my panty liner"

"the doctor said i have chronic squeating disorder. we cant sleep in the same bed anymore"

squealed out 

To spin your car's tires while leaving a stop light.
That car squealed out just to drive 5mph!
squealed out by Brandalicious January 11, 2008
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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