squeam

What a squeamish person does when presented with something which they don't like, especially blood, gore, maggots, spiders, and so on. To squeam generally means to be horrified, and to wriggle, squeal, scream, make other high-pitched noises.

Harry made the girls squeam by dropping worms down their blouses.

The ant crawling up Cindy's leg made her squeam with all her might.

by Bloopy January 11, 2009

squeam

A man who gives a lot of women the ‘squeams’ as in, makes them squeamish because of his blatantly immature behavior around women, emotions and relationship. Generally attractive but with some squeamish attribute like the tiniest ankles on a normal sized body. Avoid squeams unless you only want FaceTime sex and get away weekends. Otherwise, the emotional intelligence is so low, the squeam will suck your star energy right out of your pussy during that FaceTime sex. Be aware of overly intrusive messaging and insta DM videos. Possibly has small penis. Possibly rich but miserable at their job and not willing to seek therapy for past trauma. Caution level: 6.5.

You may have dated or fucked a squeam in college only to find out you were better than him and he was completely ruined due to massive societal issues revolving around college campus feeding frenzies, alcoholism and insecurity.

by purplepanda22 June 15, 2020

squeam

An attractive, typically nerdy, anxious heterosexual man who refuses to grow up when it comes to romantic relationships.

We were going to go on a trip together, but he's such a squeam that he cancelled at the last minute via text.

I tried to talk to him about sexism, but he refused to listen because he's a squeam.

by purplepanda22 June 14, 2020

squeam

To have an ejaculatory orgasm as a result of being sexually dominated.

"The movie Black Widow not only passes the Bechdel Test, it forces men to squeam as it puts them in their place." - Indiewire

by multipa55 June 30, 2021

Squeam

An irritating, scrawny pain in the ass, usually an animal

"Your cat is such a squeam"

by freniferisland September 20, 2021

squeam inducing

Something that produces a level of anxiety or disgust when viewed, heard or experienced.

Michael Scott is squeam inducing.

by knob nucker November 5, 2009

Squeam Squam

When a woman is both on the Cream Team as well as the Squirt Squad, she is a member of the Squeam Squam.

My shorty creamed and squirted on my shit. She’s the captain of the Squeam Squam!!

by babykweef March 19, 2026