When a male, usually a teenage boy, is interacting with a female counterpart and gets so excited that he squirts a load in his pants before even seeing a nipple.

This is also known to happen to introverted Boy Scouts in a strip club before the song even starts.

- Hey girl, how did things go with that boy you met at the party last night?
- Well, I had him take me to my apartment after we left. Things were going great and we were flirting hardcore. We made out all the way up the steps to my front door. When we got there, he was acting nervous and that's when I noticed...
- Oh shit, did he squearly?
- Yep, totally squearlied through his khakis.
- That's so embarrassing!
- Well, after that, I was pissed. I made him take off his pants and underwear and told him to put on the panties I was wearing then sent him to the couch to sleep. After that, I called my fuck-buddy to come over and took it in the ass with my bedroom door open so that wuss could hear how a real man does thing.
- Damn girl, you're savage as fuck!
- Sure am...considering I had that wuss take my fuck-buddy home after I got done rimming him.

squearly by Bobby the Bug Man May 12, 2021

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alabama squeler

A snitch that gets raped by his very large cell mate in jail.

See that large tyrone looking fucker there. Every night you can hear his alabama squeler go off

alabama squeler by The dirty sage November 4, 2015

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Squetart

A loose butthole.

That dude has a squetart.

Squetart by Spidercow March 25, 2011

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