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squearly

When a male, usually a teenage boy, is interacting with a female counterpart and gets so excited that he squirts a load in his pants before even seeing a nipple.

This is also known to happen to introverted Boy Scouts in a strip club before the song even starts.
- Hey girl, how did things go with that boy you met at the party last night?
- Well, I had him take me to my apartment after we left. Things were going great and we were flirting hardcore. We made out all the way up the steps to my front door. When we got there, he was acting nervous and that's when I noticed...
- Oh shit, did he squearly?
- Yep, totally squearlied through his khakis.
- That's so embarrassing!
- Well, after that, I was pissed. I made him take off his pants and underwear and told him to put on the panties I was wearing then sent him to the couch to sleep. After that, I called my fuck-buddy to come over and took it in the ass with my bedroom door open so that wuss could hear how a real man does thing.
- Damn girl, you're savage as fuck!
- Sure am...considering I had that wuss take my fuck-buddy home after I got done rimming him.
by Bobby the Bug Man May 12, 2021
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Squeally

A hard fan of really anything/anyone, that squeals by the mere name of their fan-ing object.
God, I had to stand next to a freaking squeally at the concert! Her squeal was in such a pitch I thought wasn't humanly possible and she did it all the time!
by Shania Wolf April 16, 2011
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squealy

taking a tight corner in a 1984 Lincoln town car at over 30 miles and producing a squealy with the tires.
"Hey Ben, check this shit out,awwww shit...squealy!"

That was one bad ass squealy i could hear it that shit from down the block
by the enlighten one December 17, 2008
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squealy

The act of squealing one's car tyres in the form of a 'mini burn-out', such to make a squealing noise. May be used in past present or future terms.
E.g. 1: Mate 1: I'm gonna go do a squealy in my car!
Mate 2: Awesome!

E.g. 2: Mate 1: I just did a squealy in my car!
Mate 2: Cool!

E.g. 3: Mate 1: Go that squealy!
Mate 2: Yeah!
by Adam & Scott March 26, 2008
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Squealy McDougal

A derogatory term used to describe an individual who often tells authority figures of a peer's misdeeds; a rat, or fink
Mr. Tafrow: Who played that wrong note?
Rob: Oh, it was Jim
Jim: Way to go, Squealy McDougal!
by ValasHune July 23, 2008
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