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squearly 

When a male, usually a teenage boy, is interacting with a female counterpart and gets so excited that he squirts a load in his pants before even seeing a nipple.

This is also known to happen to introverted Boy Scouts in a strip club before the song even starts.
- Hey girl, how did things go with that boy you met at the party last night?
- Well, I had him take me to my apartment after we left. Things were going great and we were flirting hardcore. We made out all the way up the steps to my front door. When we got there, he was acting nervous and that's when I noticed...
- Oh shit, did he squearly?
- Yep, totally squearlied through his khakis.
- That's so embarrassing!
- Well, after that, I was pissed. I made him take off his pants and underwear and told him to put on the panties I was wearing then sent him to the couch to sleep. After that, I called my fuck-buddy to come over and took it in the ass with my bedroom door open so that wuss could hear how a real man does thing.
- Damn girl, you're savage as fuck!
- Sure am...considering I had that wuss take my fuck-buddy home after I got done rimming him.
squearly by Bobby the Bug Man May 12, 2021

Squeally 

A hard fan of really anything/anyone, that squeals by the mere name of their fan-ing object.
God, I had to stand next to a freaking squeally at the concert! Her squeal was in such a pitch I thought wasn't humanly possible and she did it all the time!
Squeally by Shania Wolf April 16, 2011
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taking a tight corner in a 1984 Lincoln town car at over 30 miles and producing a squealy with the tires.
"Hey Ben, check this shit out,awwww shit...squealy!"

That was one bad ass squealy i could hear it that shit from down the block

squealy by the enlighten one December 17, 2008
The act of squealing one's car tyres in the form of a 'mini burn-out', such to make a squealing noise. May be used in past present or future terms.
E.g. 1: Mate 1: I'm gonna go do a squealy in my car!
Mate 2: Awesome!

E.g. 2: Mate 1: I just did a squealy in my car!
Mate 2: Cool!

E.g. 3: Mate 1: Go that squealy!
Mate 2: Yeah!
squealy by Adam & Scott March 26, 2008

Squealy McDougal 

A derogatory term used to describe an individual who often tells authority figures of a peer's misdeeds; a rat, or fink
Mr. Tafrow: Who played that wrong note?
Rob: Oh, it was Jim
Jim: Way to go, Squealy McDougal!
Squealy McDougal by ValasHune July 23, 2008

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026