squeegoth Share definition Flag A goth that is hyper, funloving, and not really a goth at all. Squeegoths love being around goths though, they think they are "fun". "Hi all you suicidal hotties, lets go run around" squeegoth "..." goths squeegoth by Chelli July 29, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the squeegoth mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch