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Squeelosh 

1. What comes out of a pregnant baboon's vagina after you hang her upside-down from a tree and beat it with a baseball bat.

2. An extremely gay and flamboyant individual. One might say that no one would respect a Squeelosh.
1. After a long journey, the adventurers were starving. They would eat anything, including Squeelosh.

2. Squeelosh ruined the field trip for everyone; I hope the teacher doesn't let him come next time.
Squeelosh by CALFeb HiJinx May 7, 2009
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A softish hug given to special people for positive reasons.
He/She gave a squeezish to his/her friend.
Squeezish by Ja'zz May 20, 2008
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A person who derives from the countries "Wales" and "Scotland", they prefer to be called "Squelsh" as they see themselves as special from the rest of the UK.
Chad:"Hey I heard you're from Scotland and Wales that's pretty cool"
Mickey:"No sir Chad I am "Squelsh", not from them commoner countries"
Squelsh by RealEinstien June 15, 2019

squelshy 

The sound it makes when you shit your pants and don't realize till you sit down
Man that sounded squelshy did you you shit yourself
adj. A huggable person, who has a cute, yet pudgy stomach.
Lawrence, you are so squeeshy!
Squeeshy by PiG333 May 17, 2005
adj. Referred to someone or animal after good or bad behavior.
Buying flowers to the girl you met at the park was a good idea. Good Squeeshi!

Bathing the flowers with chloroform and then having your way with the girl was not. Bad Squeeshi!

Not sleeping with that prostitute was a good idea. Good Squeeshi!

Still paying for her services was not. Bad Squeeshi!
Squeeshi by KiQUE! September 25, 2010

squeegoth 

A goth that is hyper, funloving, and not really a goth at all. Squeegoths love being around goths though, they think they are "fun".
"Hi all you suicidal hotties, lets go run around" squeegoth
"..." goths
squeegoth by Chelli July 29, 2004
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