squanye

A squishy old creature (typically with curly hair) who has very squishy features (def not okay) and usually has a lover whose name will start with a B or a C.

Dang son, you look worse than squanye today.

by not an ok child October 15, 2017

squandery

Squandery is a major waste of resources such as time or money.

The purchasing department has led a total squandery of company money.

by I, Wreckerrr May 27, 2020

Squanter

Banter between squash players, generally about squash and/or subjects related to squash.

you played shit in that game - yeah well you lost to someone in a wheelchair - Great Squanter

by cfsquash July 17, 2011

Squangeemo

1. (Adjective) Of or relating to superior quality.

2. (Noun) An exclamation of pure elation.

"Dude have you tried these corndogs? They are extremely squangeemo."

"Hey Dad, I got you this gift basket full of gems for Christmas." "OH SQUANGEEMO, SON!"

by buhzie January 22, 2012

The Great Squandering

The period during the first 10 years of the 21st Century when the United States and Western Europe experienced severe financial mismanagement, executed dubious Middle East military expeditions, and purchased goods from foreign countries with unbounded borrowed money.

"The Great Squandering focus on terrorism was sleight-of-hand distraction away from the economic threat of China. We've been fooled. And as long as American's continue to bask in the luxury of fighting against each other, there's an increasing probability that our great-grandchildren will be speaking Chinglish."

by sumnerln May 16, 2010

Squange

More commonly referred to as the vulva, squange is the external portion of the female reproductive system.

"Man, I love donning my latex gloves and double-punching some squange!"

by Hugh Jovaries April 27, 2009

squanderance

The condition of failing to take advantage of, losing a chance for, or spending extravagantly and wastefully (i.e. squandering).

A Porsche with an automatic?!? That's damn close to squanderance!!

by Rusty Camaro April 21, 2005