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Awkward Squad 

Awkward Squad is the name given to that group of people in any organisation who cause problems and difficulties. They are apparently normal, everyday human beings, but when they get together, things just go wrong. They are not necessarily troublemakers, although in some instances they can be, but some strange synergy causes things to go wrong in their collective presence.

The origin of the word dates back to just after the Second World War when National Service was compulsory in Britain for males over the age of eighteen. This meant that all sorts of people, some of whom were totally unsuited to military service, were inducted into the armed forces. That they were unsuitable quickly became apparent, and they tended to be grouped together to keep the clumsy, the unwilling, the careless and troublesome in one unit which became known as the awkward squad
"Get ready for problems, the awkward squad is doing a computer presentation."
Awkward Squad by AKACroatalin April 11, 2015
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Squad Kick 

When an emergency medical technician who has worked 911 previous to getting a job with a medical transport company, he/she may have trouble letting go of the adrenaline of the emergency, and thus still does midless things on routine non-emergency transport that are indicative of the fact that they do not care for the comfort of the patient being transported.

One example is the "Squad Kick."

A stretcher has wheel locks that prevent it from moving, and to unlock these locks, one need only to place one's foot under the lock and apply upward pressure.

A Squad Kick, is performed when one repeatedly kicks at the lock until it pops, even though the vibrations from that kick are riding up the legs of the stretcher and transferring into the patient, who may have: sacral wounds, hip replacements, knee replacements, etc.
"Hey douchebag, do you mind not kicking that fucking lock, there is a living person on this stretcher. You want to Squad Kick, go to your gay rescue squad and practice with your wacker buddies, fucking loser."
Squad Kick by Last Shot Caller January 15, 2008
The word Saad is used on the streets when someone is referring to themselves as Saad. When someone says Saad did something, they are actually saying they did something. It's how we snitch on ourselves in street talk.

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Pronounced: SOD OR SAHD
Person 1: Saad double nollie laser flipped that 99,999.00001231 Stair out of a gold plated military jet at 696969.0425 million feet elevation. Then he got the gun away from a black dude while on his skateboard.

Person 2: No way, I can't believe you did that and not Saad.
Saad by The Mafia child 🔫🔫 December 7, 2021
The word Saad is used on the streets when someone is referring to themselves as Saad. When someone says Saad did something, they are actually saying they did something. It's how we snitch on ourselves in street talk.

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Pronounced: SOD OR SAHD
Person 1: Saad triple laser flipped that 9999999999 Stair out of an air plane at 3 million feet elevation.

Person 2: No way, I can't believe you did that and not Saad.
The word Saad is used on the streets when someone is referring to themselves as Saad. When someone says Saad did something, they are actually saying they did something. It's how we snitch on ourselves in street talk.

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Pronounced: SOD OR SAHD
Person 1: Saad quadruple 99999999° hard flipped that 421.5 Stair out of an air plane at 3.972648 million feet elevation. Then after landing it, he double laser flipped over a lions cage without feeding the lion breakfast first. How gangster is that shit!? Fucking dope! right!?

Person 2: No way, I can't believe you did that and not Saad.
The ghetto ass mf who got a real loaded revolver away from a black guy with his barehands during the time of a armed robbery in Chicago, IL.

He also owns a nice ass rolex and a Bentley.
Person 1: Dude I'm afraid to grab a gun.

Person 2: Yea but Saad knows how to do it correctly. How safe do you think girls feel around him? He's practically a unarmed bodyguard.
Saad by The Universe is mine 😈 December 9, 2021