Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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When you want your entire team to have or accomplish something you find luxurious or fascinating.
Bro! Celebrity Dame got his team riding back to back in blue Lamborghini's, Squad Goals.
by CelebrityDame May 10, 2016
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A retarded new "catch phrase" that millenials use to look BA. If you use squad goals in your vocabulary you should do 1 of 2 things.

Kill yourself
Or
Crash your car whilst your squad is in it.
Ahh we are so cool with our new ugg boots n mommy is paying for me to go to the aquarium, i know Im a spoiled POS so i think its time for squad goals to happen.
by raging cunt March 07, 2016
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This can be one of two things.

1) When you aspire for your group of friends to be as cool as another group of friends

2) What you say when your friend group just took an awesome selfie, are twinning and rocking it, etc, etc
1) "OMG they have a group Halloween costume? Squad goals!"

2) "That selfie looks amazing! We're so squad goals!"
by akucintakamu October 29, 2015
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When you literally have no friends but see a group of friends on Instagram, you find that your squadgoal because you want to be with them. Mostly someone posts something shitty on Instagram and you reply with #squadgoals.
"Your group of friends is so fucking cool, it is my squadgoal to be with them." Or just: "#squadgoals"
by Fuuuuuuck July 09, 2015
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A controversial tactic in Football (Soccer), where all players in the 25-man squad synchronously enter the field of play at a critical moment in the match, mob the other team and score a collective goal.
But ultimately Burnley's rugged defence proved no match for Manchester United's squad goal in the 15th minute of injury time.
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by IceFergLettuce May 05, 2019
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