spunkington

a human sized home wrecker who cant stop smoking and has too many gatherings

yeh everyone is going round spunkingtons for a smoke and to wreck homes

spunkington by miles April 19, 2003

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Moonlight Suckington

Getting a blowjob by the light of the full moon. The most romantic way to get the Suckington

"What was the most romantic night of your life?"
"When Brittany gave me the Moonlight Suckington"

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The act of one football team losing 21-0 which calls that they quit the game.

Jonathan:The Patriots shouldn't have won that Super Bowl game against the Falcons because they were getting 21 Skunkingtons
Tom: Shut Up Jonathan

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An unexpected twist or glitch in a perfectly planned event that somehow makes everything way more interesting.

My birthday party had a balloon punkington.

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