Punkington 

An unexpected twist or glitch in a perfectly planned event that somehow makes everything way more interesting.

My birthday party had a balloon punkington.

Punkington by Mr. Noxious July 9, 2025

Lord Pumpington 

The guy that has loud sex on a noisy bed upstairs at parties.
See also : Lady Takesalot

Sounds like Lord Pumpington is at it again. Turn up the music.

Lord Pumpington by ChadSexington February 12, 2008

Clay Puppington 

A character from the discontinued adult swim show Moral Orel. Fucking evil, but also a dilf.

“I think Clay Puppington is kinda hot.”
“You’re mentally ill. Get help.”

Clay Puppington by MysteriousStalker8989 December 4, 2021

Karl Pilkington 

Producer of London Radio Station XFM. Occasionaly mentioned in comedian Ricky Gervais' live stand-ups and is a discovered talent by comedy writers Gervais and Merchant. Often subject to fair bullying for having an odd-shaped head.

"That Karl Pilkington - the baldy manky roundy headed fella."

"Alrite?"

Karl Pilkington by Riteous Mango July 19, 2005

Karl Pilkington 

A man with no qualifications, very little education but is now known the world over as a shaven chimp with head like a fucking orange.

Ricky Gervais: Karl Pilkington is a bald headed mank. His cranium is perfectly spherical.

Karl Pilkington by skwurlled January 7, 2010

Purrington 

A person with a tendancy to like cats
also a person with this name would make a great mayor

Wow he is a call person he could be mayor
yes he is purrington!

Purrington by The Mayor of cat town June 18, 2009

Packington 

A vaping device commonly used for ripping fat blinkers to get faded than a ho

Fulcrum: fulcrum come in yuhp, yodie gang ya feel me about to get faded than a go off the packington device

Packington by ursubpar October 13, 2022