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spunke

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Nonexistent german-sounding word for sperm or semen derived from the english word "spunk". Sascha Baron Cohen introduced this word to corroborate the austrian (hence german-speaking) roots of his alias Brüno.
You have my spunke all over your face, haha.
by Martaze June 13, 2010
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Are you skunked

Are you crazy. For example:

Abdi: "WALLAHI I'M NOT GIVING YOU MY P'S

Y.MStizzy: Blud are you skunked?
by Y.MStizzy February 18, 2020
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Are you skunked

Are you mad or are you crazy
Used by the legendary Mbbants
Mbbants: can you give me that 5 star rating

Customer: no way I'm giving you 5 stars

Mbbants: what! Are you skunked g give me that 5 star now g are you skunked
by Ash Boens June 2, 2020
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Spunk McGuire

When one party ejaculates in his hand and disperses the semen in another parties face in a spider man web motion.
John: I was fed up with my roommate so I came on my hand and threw it in his face like spider man shoots his web.

Adam: Oh! So you Spunk McGuired him?
by Jmac1101 December 31, 2021
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blue spanker

Blue Spanker:
When a blue shell is forcefully shoved up an opponent's anus in Mariokart.
Mitchell just got a blue spanker for the fourth time.
by A_Pacifist January 4, 2017
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Skunked

the state of being crazy or insane
Mandem is this guy skunked?
by CSBJosh November 7, 2019
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spankerchief

a hankerchief or rag that is used for masterbating
my mom found my spankerchief under my bed
by Charlie Badass January 7, 2011
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