spunke

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Nonexistent german-sounding word for sperm or semen derived from the english word "spunk". Sascha Baron Cohen introduced this word to corroborate the austrian (hence german-speaking) roots of his alias Brüno.

You have my spunke all over your face, haha.

by Martaze June 13, 2010

spunk

Spirit; pluck. Considering it is also a vulgar term for semen, it is rarely used in its normal form due to the obviously easy possibility to misinterpret it.

"That athlete shows a lot of spunk on the soccer field"
"What?!"
"He shows a lot of spirit and determination"
"Oh."

by Kenthar August 10, 2003

spunk

Refers to semenal fluid, and also means to ejaculate.

1. If you spunk on the wall, wipe it up!
2. The spunk was stuck to his ear.

by flapjacks June 10, 2003

spunked

to be semened upon

“he ejaculated on my face”
“damn, you got spunked!!”

by chodie13 February 18, 2020

spunk

A colloquial for ejaculate. Mostly used in Britain.

After wanking for the first time in two weeks I need at least two handkerchiefs to wipe up all the spunk.

by Kiezpro January 20, 2005

Spunk

Skeet, Cum, Jizz, Semen

He spunked all over the couch.

by Sinfrey August 27, 2009

spunked

to waste or lose something ie money

i just spunked all my money on the fruit machines

by nb612 March 22, 2007