sprekt 

( spre - kt ) sprekt means to stop someone from doing something.

She sprekt Jolly from saying rubbish. ( It means a girl stopped jolly from saying rubbish, the term 'sprekt' is used instead of 'stopped'.)

Everyone stopped the campfire. But Joe was against sprekting it. (Sprekting was the term replacing the repeatition of 'stopped')

sprekt by Goldey the brilliant November 30, 2021

shrektastic

So great it makes you want to please Shrek.

"Wow, that onion was shrektastic!"

shrektastic by Based shrek December 18, 2014

Regina Spektor 

Musical artist from Russia. Mostly prevelant on the indie scene until her single "Fidelity," which reached video-watching fame on Youtube and was then voted #1 song of 2006 on SIRIUS Radio's Left of Center program.

Spektor experiments with several non-mainstream vocal techniques, most famously the glottal stop from "Fidelity." She's also just pretty experimental in general, known for her poetic lyrics and softer sounds.

Some of her songs are really just weird. Others are really just nice. She says she's written over 700 songs, so you have a long time to look for something that works for you.

Non-musical person: God, Regina Spektor can't sing. Have you heard her? She's so annoying!

Musical person: Actually, I respect her nearly perfect tone, rhythm-sensitive ear, and singing ability.

"This is how it works
You're young until you're not
You love until you don't
You try until you can't
You laugh until you cry
You cry until you laugh
And everyone must breathe
Until their dying breath" - "On the Radio" by Regina Spektor, one of her other more well-known songs.

Regina Spektor by RainyDayz June 27, 2007

Shrektile Dysfunction 

Not having an erection after watching "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" or really any media that includes Shrek.

Friend One: "So did you watch Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life?"
Friend Two: "Yeah that shit was disgusting"
Friend One: "C'mon bro, why you gotta have Shrektile Dysfunction on me"

Shrektile Dysfunction by That One Pineapple December 14, 2014

Shrekt 

The wrecking one receives if/when associated with Shrek.

Kid 1: Shit, I forgot to pray to Shrek today.

Kid 2: DUDE, hurry home before you get your ass shrekt by our Lord!

Shrekt by Flamekeeper June 14, 2014

shrektual

Sexual shrek.

He is being so shrektual lately.

shrektual by The Hater of haters October 11, 2015

Spreitzophrenia 

A psychiatric disorder that describes a person who shares or text messages you meaningless or delusional information while you are trying to do something productive.

1.) Your Spreitzophrenia is getting out of control and I think you need to think before you share any additional information.

2.) Your Spreitzophrenic texting is interfering with me getting my work accomplished.

Spreitzophrenia by Adiplomate September 5, 2012