Definitions by Adiplomate

Spreitzophrenia 

A psychiatric disorder that describes a person who shares or text messages you meaningless or delusional information while you are trying to do something productive.

1.) Your Spreitzophrenia is getting out of control and I think you need to think before you share any additional information.

2.) Your Spreitzophrenic texting is interfering with me getting my work accomplished.

Spreitzophrenia by Adiplomate September 5, 2012