spreadd 

-Verb,
An action most commonly performed on a girl within the grounds of ButterBall's Spreadd Shedd. The term was coined by ButterBall and is locally famous in the "dirty-eight-thirty" of South Central Texas. Before engaging in rough, hateful, pussy pounding intercourse; ButterBall yells out to his next innocent female victim and says, "You wanted to play with Butter, now you're gonna get spreadd!"

BigDaddy - "Why is that girl walking so funny?"

ButterBall - "She came over to the Spreadd Shedd last night to get lit and split!! BUTTA SPREADD!!"

BigDaddy - "Damn, what did you do to that poor girl? She is so messed up she wrecked her jeep on the way out of the driveway!"

ButterBall - "That's because I gave her that good D son!"

spreadd by BigDaddyTC88 June 5, 2016

Cruiser Spread 

The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.

That 300lb Copper was never gonna catch us by running. He had too much Cruiser Spread!!!

Cruiser Spread by will bitten September 30, 2017

spread them 

To spread legs- a joke with memeulous ( George) and Joshy ( Josh)

SPREAD THEM NOW - Josh on Club penguins island

spread them by Your Clapped Josh January 5, 2018

Spread him on a cracker 

A phrase used in response to seeing someone good-looking to emphasise how attractive you find them. You are essentially saying that someone is so attractive that you could eat them.

Kim: Did you see Chocolat?
Michelle:Yer, I love that film. Johnny Depp is so sexy in it.
Kim: Totally! I could just spread him on a cracker...

Spread him on a cracker by CoolhandLauren257 February 21, 2011

Spreading the lotion 

To dominate an opponent.

4-0 up! We’re now spreading the lotion.

Damn, that’s a hat trick by Occle, he’s spreading the lotion.

No way coming back from this now, the lotion has been spread.

Spreading the lotion by QTip57 March 7, 2020

spreadsheet tycoon

An entrepreneur who falsely believes, based on his own naive financial projections, that he will get rich.

Did you see Bob's stupid new business plan? The guy is a spreadsheet tycoon.

spreadsheet tycoon by Ho Sun Yan October 9, 2008

spreadshit 

An Excel spreadsheet with no redeeming value, it's purpose was to provide data but all it creates is confusion and frustration.

Bill: Do you have the forecasts for next week's production?
Ted: No, the data Rufus sent is horrible. All of it was on one ridiculous spreadshit. I asked him if he knew what a column was. He said he just finished reading one in the newspaper.
Bill: I can't believe he still works here.
Ted: The worst part is I have 400 rows worth of data in one merged cell. I don't even know how he managed that.

spreadshit by Rooks January 24, 2008