spreach
spreach by Fresh Word Ministries August 24, 2010
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sprachman
A sprachman is generally used in reference to a Jewish overgrown man-boy who is a lover of his mom and has a FUPA. A sprachman may be found in his mom's bed cuddling with her or in his backyard building hanging tomato gardens. If you encounter a sprachman he will probably be with a girlfriend who is quite far out of his league and he will be on his way to his mom's house for dinner. A sprachman can also be found playing with angry, drunk midgets (often called a Garganese).
Related Words
spreach • Spreaching • spleach • spreadhead • screach • Speach • Sprench • screaching seagull • streach • Screaching
Komm Sprache!
German definition for using voice chats or communicating with your friends. If your homie needs to talk to you or needs you to talk, he can say "Komm Sprache" and everybody knows what‘s up.
Komm Sprache! by Connotation July 29, 2022
Spreaching
Spreaching by TheWavedoo November 3, 2022
sprechering
variants: to sprecher, sprechered
The act of photo-bombing with one's genitalia. The person must have their private parts out in a sneaky manner so as to avoid immediate discovery but after closer inspection delivering a mind altering gift to the viewer
The act of photo-bombing with one's genitalia. The person must have their private parts out in a sneaky manner so as to avoid immediate discovery but after closer inspection delivering a mind altering gift to the viewer
sprechering by the_flash2000 June 20, 2011
Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche.
Response to someone either being a douche, saying something douchey, or telling you to get an Über.
Play on "sprechen sie deutsch"
Play on "sprechen sie deutsch"
Sorry, I don't sprechen the douche. by Bob Rogue July 15, 2016
Sprechen Sie Dork?
A response to something stupid, or a friend who doesn't understand what you're saying. Similar to "losersayswhat?" or "asphinctersays what?" or "cockandballs?".
Sprechen Sie Dork? by Lord Zoltar December 24, 2005
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