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Being so ruthlessly FUCKED that you pass out mid fucking.

Origin - Manchester
Pronounced - Speach
"I had a proper speach last night."
"How did it go?"
"I blacked out, I can't remember a thing!"
Speach by Collinlikethedictionary August 26, 2021
(noun) Having something to say, but it is most likely stupid or irrelevant in a conversation. The way someone says something with speach will sound as smooth as the flavor of a peach.

(adj) Speachful. Describing someone who is talking about something off topic or very stupid.
noun - Bob: Mark Z. had really sounded good even though he made himself look stupid today. He really had speach.

Tom: I know, right. I want to listen to his voice all day because of that.

adjective - Carl: You should quit being so speachful. You make yourself look like such a retard at the conference meeting.

Mark: I don't care what you think! You are just jealous because I had two cherries on my sundae!

Carl: *to himself* Freaking retard...
Speach by UnicornWithWings May 16, 2013

speach-amphetimine 

When you injest a plentiful amount of meth that your speach becomes a bunch of shit no one can understand, a lick of "i dunno what the fuck i am trying to say" or what you are trying to say or speach. That is a speach-amphetimine.
Say you got that thingaslkjdnasfkjgn truck iddooo too much method of me head what did you say? Sorry you could not undersand what i said ....cuz I have a speach-amphetimine.
speach-amphetimine by jgiddy99 November 20, 2007

hate speach 

any one can make a hate speach from zionist,black nationalist,white natioanlist,Communist,marxist To mainstream politicans. hate speach is when someone advocates hatred towards another group of people
farrakan is famous for anti-white hate speach
hate speach by NLR718 June 11, 2006

Headrest Speach 

"Leonard IV and Margaret-Anne were having headrest speach. They think they're so much better than the rest of us."
Headrest Speach by Ghetto Oregonian February 22, 2017

houdini of speach 

Someone who is so much of a pussy that they can’t handle their friends bullying them and they always get in trouble with their parents for vaping but somehow doesn’t get punished.
Andrew is a Houdini of speach because his parents don’t give two shits.
houdini of speach by Hdifhejshfiejs December 9, 2019
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