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sprawling 

laying in a random position for fun. sprawl on desks, tables, floors, or couches. like planking or owling.
hey dude! lets go sprawling on that comfy floor!

okayy!!

sprawling gecko 

A sex position in which you take a girl from behind up against a wall, then at the point of climax you shout "I HAVE HERPES (OR AN STI OF YOUR CHOICE)" As the girl scrambles up the wall trying to escape.
Last night I did the sprawling gecko on Gemma, she was freaking out.

Bag Sprawling

Similar to manspreading, bag sprawling is a way of expanding one's personal bubble in a public or shared space. Bag sprawling is claiming space with a bag or bags that could otherwise be condensed or held on a lap. Bag sprawling isn't gendered, but because women don't usually manspread, it's more often employed by females, although men are often guilty of keeping their backpacks on in the subway, which is covert bag sprawling.
The subway was packed and someone was bag sprawling over two extra seats.

Maggie is a chronic bag sprawler, she always takes up an extra space with her purse.

"Excuse me, you're bag sprawling, can you move your things, I'd like to sit there"
Bag Sprawling by GlendaTisma June 25, 2026

Sparkling Ass Juice

A lumpy carbonated runny shit due to the intake of too much sparkling water
Bobby: Bing Bong, fucks sake!! you could of flushed your Sparkling Ass Juice
Sparkling Ass Juice by Greg_the_Smeg February 21, 2019
A simplified way to describe a fast-declining mental/emotional state, often leading to short-term bouts of depression or anxiety.
"Hey, how's your day going?"
"Terrible. I've got three exams, two papers, and I can't find my keys. I'm spiraling, man."

"Hey, are you coming to the meeting tonight?"
"Spiraling."
"Oh, ok, feel better."
Spiraling by EmbryH October 19, 2012

Spalingle 

A word you can literally use in place for any other word. In any language. Ever.
Dude I totally spalingled that spalingled, if you're spalinglin' me, you spalingle?