A sex position in which you take a girl from behind up against a wall, then at the point of climax you shout "I HAVE HERPES (OR AN STI OF YOUR CHOICE)" As the girl scrambles up the wall trying to escape.
Similar to manspreading, bag sprawling is a way of expanding one's personal bubble in a public or shared space. Bag sprawling is claiming space with a bag or bags that could otherwise be condensed or held on a lap. Bag sprawling isn't gendered, but because women don't usually manspread, it's more often employed by females, although men are often guilty of keeping their backpacks on in the subway, which is covert bag sprawling.
The subway was packed and someone was bag sprawling over two extra seats.
Maggie is a chronic bag sprawler, she always takes up an extra space with her purse.
"Excuse me, you're bag sprawling, can you move your things, I'd like to sit there"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!