Shramps

(noun) A wave of uncomfortable stomach cramps which occur after eating greasy fast food; quickly remedied by taking a shit.

Inspired by Evan in the summer of '06 in Oakland, CA.

Evan: 'Leaning over and moaning'
Joe: "Whats wrong man?!"
Evan: "Dude, I think I have the shramps... I had Taco Bell for lunch..."
Joe: "What are you going to do?!"
Evan: "Take a shit man, thats the only thing one can do when they have the shramps... give me 15 minutes..."

by Joe W Newman August 28, 2008

Shramp

Noun
The past tense of shrimp.

Tim: i cant beleive i ate all that shramp
Bill: you mean shrimp?
Tim: they were before i ate them, now they are shramp
Bill: damn homie im bricked up

by The prawn man May 11, 2023

Shramp

when someone is a stupid crippled whore/tramp, and they smell mightily of shrimp n' piss. there fore becoming a shramp.

Damn, that bitch smells like Shramp!!

by JD & MTP & ER September 11, 2008

shramping

When you are on the first day of your menstrual cycle, and you are cramping so bad you do not know if you have to shit or just take a midol.

I am shramping someting feirce today.

by Natalie Wilhelm April 30, 2009

Shramp

A moist unclean vagina, often producing smegma or other unholy substances.

Man: dude why didn’t you go down on her?
Dude: I couldn’t man, she had a shramp.

Guy: she has a shrampy pussy

by Arnoldhiesenbauer November 4, 2021

Shramp

A girl be the name of Emma. This is her amazing nickname.

That Shramp is so good at basketball

by Albert nicoleesnow January 7, 2017

Shramp

A Midget Shrimp Also When you grab someone by the ass and open their ‘doors’

1) oh look a shramp
2) I shramped Erin last night

by ShrimpyMalone January 31, 2018