shramp

Owning a hill on a board like a pro. Shramping can be taken to higher levels by launching off the back of a car and hit the downhill slope on your board even faster.

An unsuccessful hill shramp may lead to being laughed at and/or being called a kewk, aside from injury.
Damn, I just shramped this hill on my board. I didn't even blink. owned.
by Gimodos May 16, 2008
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shramp

Owning a hill on a board like a pro. Shramping can be taken to higher levels by launching off the back of a moving car and hit the downhill slope on your board like a true shramper would. An unsuccessful hill shramp may lead to being laughed at and/or being called a kewk, aside from injury.
Damn, I just shramped this hill on my board from top to bottom.
by Gimodos May 18, 2008
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Shramps

(noun) A wave of uncomfortable stomach cramps which occur after eating greasy fast food; quickly remedied by taking a shit.

Inspired by Evan in the summer of '06 in Oakland, CA.
Evan: 'Leaning over and moaning'
Joe: "Whats wrong man?!"
Evan: "Dude, I think I have the shramps... I had Taco Bell for lunch..."
Joe: "What are you going to do?!"
Evan: "Take a shit man, thats the only thing one can do when they have the shramps... give me 15 minutes..."
by Joe W Newman October 18, 2008
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Shramp

Tim: i cant beleive i ate all that shramp
Bill: you mean shrimp?
Tim: they were before i ate them, now they are shramp
Bill: damn homie im bricked up
by The prawn man May 11, 2023
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Shramp

when someone is a stupid crippled whore/tramp, and they smell mightily of shrimp n' piss. there fore becoming a shramp.
Damn, that bitch smells like Shramp!!
by JD & MTP & ER October 22, 2008
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shramping

When you are on the first day of your menstrual cycle, and you are cramping so bad you do not know if you have to shit or just take a midol.
I am shramping someting feirce today.
by Natalie Wilhelm April 30, 2009
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Shramp

A moist unclean vagina, often producing smegma or other unholy substances.
Man: dude why didn’t you go down on her?
Dude: I couldn’t man, she had a shramp.

Guy: she has a shrampy pussy
by Arnoldhiesenbauer November 4, 2021
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