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Shitburner

A soldier so lazy and so bad at his job that he screws over his battle buddies and ends up stirring burning shit in Iraq.
Look at Pvt. Goines sitting over there doing nothing. He's such a shitburner.
Shitburner by PFC Hamlin October 15, 2008

spotburns 

When a person has a line of spots down the side their face in place of sideburns.
"Hmm....Spotburns, quite unattractive"
spotburns by Soy Bob December 3, 2007

Shoeburner 

Noun. Person who invites ridicule through displaying self-defeating over-reaction to events or opinions they find disagreeable. Anyone who causes disadvantage or injury to themselves whilst attempting to exact revenge for an perceived slight.
Johnny was well known for his irrational and sometimes violent reaction to everyday setbacks. He was a real shoeburner.
Shoeburner by BingoJesus September 7, 2018

spoonburners

Kin bunch o spoonburners
spoonburners by Scoopj November 28, 2021

Spoonburner 

A typical Hibernian fan

Constantly paranoid , dress like gadgies and reek o piss
Beat it ya smelly spoonburner
Spoonburner by Scoopj November 28, 2021

Spoonburner 

A derogatory term for a supporter of Hibernian FC (Football Club). The term originally referred to an abuser of heroin, as in, how the drug was “cooked” on a spoon. The cross reference to Hibernian FC is due to the content of the Irvine Welsh novel Trainspotting (and movie) which was primarily based in and around the Leith area which is home to Hibernian FC.
From Leith are you? You must be spoonburner then.
Spoonburner by 1BigEck February 7, 2024
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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