Hibernian 

a football team that was formed in 1875 by a group of homosexual males from ireland. hibernian is shortened to hibs who play in the scottish premiar league. hibs are most famous for not winning the scottish cup for over 100 years and also of course for being the gay team.

"hibernian will be lucky if they finish in the top six of the premier league"

Hibernian by englisssssssh October 9, 2006

Hibernian FC

The supreme footballing club of Edinburgh. Known for dominance of their hapless city rivals Heart if midlothian their committed travelling support and widely credited with making Scottish football exciting once more.

Hibernian FC have beaten Heart of Midlothian once again.

Hibernian FC by ScottishHibee August 6, 2018

hibernian humiliation 

Hearts's demolition of Hibernian in Scottish Cup final devoid of fire
• Hampden final highlighted weakness of game in Scotland
• Hearts manager called halt to humiliation after fifth goal
Hibernian 1 Hearts 5
Scottish Cup
Hibernian
James McPake 41
Hearts
Darren Barr 15, Rudi Skacel 27, Danny Grainger 48 Pen, Ryan McGowan 50, Rudi Skacel 75

This show of strength by Hearts doubled as an unwelcome illustration of the weakness in football north of the border. The combination of derby and major final ought to have guaranteed intensity but, for neutrals at least, it had a melancholy tone as Hearts took the Scottish Cup with a 5-1 win over Hibernian that was somehow humdrum.

To the limited relief of the losers, Hearts were not set on a historic humiliation. Paulo Sérgio's men called a halt after scoring the fifth goal as early as the 50th minute. The most resounding victory in a Scottish Cup final therefore remains the 6‑1 defeat by Celtic of a rightly admired Hibs side in 1972.

There will be only scorn for the current generation, particularly since the losing manager Pat Fenlon was sent to the stands by the referee Craig Thomson near the end after he seemed to gesture at the Hearts supporters. He denied that intention but the episode epitomised the misery of Hibs. They have lost all four derbies this season, with an aggregate score of 12-2.

it was Hampden Hibernian Humiliation when the Scumbos Beat us 5-1

hibernian humiliation by Alan Cooney March 19, 2014

Hibernian fc

Well known for being shite at football while also being spoon burning pedo bastards

Hibernian fc is well known for being spoon burning pedos

Hibernian fc by MadShaggerLad November 19, 2023

Hibernacle 

You’ve guessed it! It’s a place where you go to hibernate; somewhere to go in winter to get away from petty annoyances, destressify and catch up on sleep. Too good to be true? Yeah, it probably is.

Malcolm is so stupid, he thought hibernacle was a type of barnacle.

Hibernacle by AKACroatalin January 3, 2017

bachelor hibernation 

The time period between the three, big, love holidays, Christmas, New Years Eve, and Valentines day. This is a time when men become relationship free, to avoid, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship commitments

Tom Broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then... got back together... on February 15th. That's when he came out of his bachelor hibernation

bachelor hibernation by white choc March 1, 2011

Masturbation hibernation 

To take a break, "hibernate", from the act of pleasuring one's self.

John's dick was getting so burned and chafed from all the wanking that he had to take a masturbation hibernation.

Masturbation hibernation by Darkhg November 28, 2009