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Shoeburyness High School 

An absolute shit show. The language department is on an absolute mad one, they hire pedos with sweat patches the size of Spain itself.
Shoeburyness is full of year 7s, that are barely up to my kneecaps, walking about the streets smoking. Also, everyone there is either actually depressed or has a self-diagnosed ‘mental illness’ because they think it’s fUn and qUirKy. My heart goes out to all those who have Mr. Gower as a teacher, Therapy is always an option xoxo
Have you heard of Shoeburyness High School?

The one full of walking, talking Wotsits™ With eyebrows 17 shades too dark, further back than their hairline?

yeah, that one.

shoeburyness 

The uncomfortable feeling you get upon sitting in a chair that has been warmed by another person's ass.
"I winced with shoeburyness as I settled into my seat."
shoeburyness by Thornful January 30, 2008

Stoneburner

When you and someone else are taking a shit with a stall gap in between, and someone decides to use the open stall/Urinal.
That guy just stoneburnered us!
Stoneburner by BearSoup101 December 11, 2019

spotburner 

Someone who brings negative attention to a location that discretely enables illegal activity.
We used to sell dope across the street until Dave burnt the spot. Dave is a spotburner.
spotburner by Glen Close Enough March 25, 2017

Shoeburyness high school 

Absolute joke literally every student has mental health issues the teachers don't give a fuck the teachers (cough cough Mr Gower ) are actually pedos the fights are ridiculous
Look at the year 10 their shoving year 7 in the bin I hate shoeburyness high school

Shoeburger 

1: A meal that is made when you mix shoes and burgers together.
2: A person who goes by this username. Also known as the "Idiotic meme person".
Shoeburger isn't sex i Freaking hate you if You think so!!
Shoeburger by therealshoeburger October 20, 2019
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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