sportschool 

The Dutch word for gym (gymnasium). People go to the sportschool to exercise.

While I was at the sportschool, I lifted 60kg.

sportschool by Thomas Fallen October 16, 2023

smartschool 

A shitty ass website that is used to connect between home and school.

The annoying maths exercises are on smartschool

smartschool by supraboy October 1, 2020

Smartschool 

A shitty Belgian school app that tortures and children with scary notifications as “er zijn nieuwe resultaten beschikbaar” or “nieuwe verbetering in Nederlands”, but also the mooie rode cijfers.

This app is notorious for snitching on parents

Gosh i fkn hate Smartschool man, such an annoying app.

You’re right man, i miss bingel so much

Smartschool by The Belgian Guy October 24, 2023

Sportshole 

Noun - a mix between "sports fan" and "asshole". a person of such extreme absorbtion in the world of sports, that every sentance spoken is about some lame statistic or how they really called the right fantasy game but didnt go with his instincts, etc. A know it all of sports in general, often forgoing other social activities to watch sport events.

"hey, we are going to this girl's house, she has three sets of hot twins over and they all want to bone, so lets go!"

"im gonna stay home and watch the fins game, my fantasy is riding on this one, and i SO have it lined up! "

".....you are a total sportshole!"

Sportshole by Mikey in Tamarac November 1, 2007

sportsaholic 

A person that is obsessed with sports and/or sports talk shows (Sportscenter) whether this person is obsessed with Hannah storm or Lebron James this person loves their sports and knows all about the sport(s) that they are obsessed with.

(Derived from the word workaholic)

The teacher watched the Indians on silent during the students testing because she is a sportsaholic

sportsaholic by SportsLover23 July 1, 2017

Smartschool 

Belgian school app that shows your grades and scores online for your parents to see immediately.

His parents saw his smartschool, now he can't come to the party next week.

Smartschool by spkq November 30, 2023

Smartschoolboy9

Smartschoolboy9 refers to a surreal instagram rabbithole. The man behind it all is presumed to be "David Walter Alter", whose whole thing is acting like a schoolboy. Smartschoolboy9 runs many accounts, with the most notable:

- Truth_sticks_11: An account supposedly "ran by a mother and a young boy" (as "they" state), the page seemed to feature multiple posts by the mother back then, warning people about pedophiles (ironic). With time passing, the posts would become much more surreal, and much more centered around the mother's boy.. Alot of the images that feature the boy seem to be obviously edited (the edits mostly seem to affect the face) The posts talk about school-life, and some occasional experiences of the boy. Some of the captions and images (which featured the boy) were sexually suggestive. Also shows high-heeled boots.

- Stefanieschoolie: Similar to Truthsticks, it seems to be documenting the life of the schoolgirl "Stefanie Stansfield", a made-up, and also heavily edited 13 year old. This persona seems to share it's fair amount of poetry (as seen in the descriptions). Much like TruthSticks, it also features sexually suggestive scenarios, and high-heeled boots. Ew.

- Smartschoolboy9: Unlike the other accounts, smartschoolboy9 doesn't include children, but VIDEOS of David Walter himself. The boy who is obviously not a boy, that dresses in a school uniforms and high-heeled boots, and constantly shares his love for school.

"This whole 'Smartschoolboy9' case is disgusting!"

Smartschoolboy9 by TheThingDudemagabib September 10, 2024