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Smartschoolboy9

Smartschoolboy9 refers to a surreal instagram rabbithole. The man behind it all is presumed to be "David Walter Alter", whose whole thing is acting like a schoolboy. Smartschoolboy9 runs many accounts, with the most notable:

- Truth_sticks_11: An account supposedly "ran by a mother and a young boy" (as "they" state), the page seemed to feature multiple posts by the mother back then, warning people about pedophiles (ironic). With time passing, the posts would become much more surreal, and much more centered around the mother's boy.. Alot of the images that feature the boy seem to be obviously edited (the edits mostly seem to affect the face) The posts talk about school-life, and some occasional experiences of the boy. Some of the captions and images (which featured the boy) were sexually suggestive. Also shows high-heeled boots.

- Stefanieschoolie: Similar to Truthsticks, it seems to be documenting the life of the schoolgirl "Stefanie Stansfield", a made-up, and also heavily edited 13 year old. This persona seems to share it's fair amount of poetry (as seen in the descriptions). Much like TruthSticks, it also features sexually suggestive scenarios, and high-heeled boots. Ew.

- Smartschoolboy9: Unlike the other accounts, smartschoolboy9 doesn't include children, but VIDEOS of David Walter himself. The boy who is obviously not a boy, that dresses in a school uniforms and high-heeled boots, and constantly shares his love for school.
"This whole 'Smartschoolboy9' case is disgusting!"

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