Skip to main content

Smartschool 

A shitty Belgian school app that tortures and children with scary notifications as “er zijn nieuwe resultaten beschikbaar” or “nieuwe verbetering in Nederlands”, but also the mooie rode cijfers.

This app is notorious for snitching on parents
Gosh i fkn hate Smartschool man, such an annoying app.

You’re right man, i miss bingel so much
Smartschool by The Belgian Guy October 24, 2023

Smartschool 

Belgian school app that shows your grades and scores online for your parents to see immediately.
His parents saw his smartschool, now he can't come to the party next week.
Smartschool by spkq November 30, 2023

smart school syndrome 

Also known as SSN for short. Is when you go to a school where there are a lot of smart people and they are not very attractive. The market for finding a hot girl is greatly dimished when your suffering from SSN. The other effect is that the hot smart girl is coveted by everyman at the school. This syndrome usually happens at prep school and colleges.
"Dude I thought you would have had a gf by now WTF!?," Response," Yo my school suffers from smart school syndrome, not a hottie in the bunch."
smart school syndrome by Robbi P January 11, 2009

Smartschoolboy9

Smartschoolboy9 refers to a surreal instagram rabbithole. The man behind it all is presumed to be "David Walter Alter", whose whole thing is acting like a schoolboy. Smartschoolboy9 runs many accounts, with the most notable:

- Truth_sticks_11: An account supposedly "ran by a mother and a young boy" (as "they" state), the page seemed to feature multiple posts by the mother back then, warning people about pedophiles (ironic). With time passing, the posts would become much more surreal, and much more centered around the mother's boy.. Alot of the images that feature the boy seem to be obviously edited (the edits mostly seem to affect the face) The posts talk about school-life, and some occasional experiences of the boy. Some of the captions and images (which featured the boy) were sexually suggestive. Also shows high-heeled boots.

- Stefanieschoolie: Similar to Truthsticks, it seems to be documenting the life of the schoolgirl "Stefanie Stansfield", a made-up, and also heavily edited 13 year old. This persona seems to share it's fair amount of poetry (as seen in the descriptions). Much like TruthSticks, it also features sexually suggestive scenarios, and high-heeled boots. Ew.

- Smartschoolboy9: Unlike the other accounts, smartschoolboy9 doesn't include children, but VIDEOS of David Walter himself. The boy who is obviously not a boy, that dresses in a school uniforms and high-heeled boots, and constantly shares his love for school.
"This whole 'Smartschoolboy9' case is disgusting!"

Smartacool

You are smart and cool and very special.
Hey Mudiwa is a smartacool.
Smartacool by Candiemiles May 3, 2019

SlatSchool 

A tik tok account that teaches peps how to do a variety of tech stuff from get online test answers, accessing the dark web, and crap ton more.
Eyo, thanks to SlatSchool, I passed my canvas physics test!
SlatSchool by Wazzoooo April 13, 2020