sportlexia

This is when you get your sports mixed up

Tianna and I were throwing the football when I figured out I had sportlexia because I hit the ball like a volleyball instead of throwing it.

by Sportlexia girl July 18, 2018

Sportsexual

Some jock who Whats to fuck there hobby

John: hey guys I have something to say…
Blue:what is it?
John: I’m coming out
Blue:oh cool! Don’t worry I will except you no matter what :)
John: as sportsexual!
*gunshots*

by Cheeseflavouredsnail December 28, 2021

Sportsexual

Someone who is frequently aroused by sports. This sexual obsession is frequently seen in people who fill loneliness with sports.

Will’s friends noticed he had become a sportsexual after he texted them about having an erection from a game for the tenth time that week.

by TheTeam315 September 23, 2023