sportlexia
Tianna and I were throwing the football when I figured out I had sportlexia because I hit the ball like a volleyball instead of throwing it.
sportlexia by Sportlexia girl July 18, 2018
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Sportsexual
John: hey guys I have something to say…
Blue:what is it?
John: I’m coming out
Blue:oh cool! Don’t worry I will except you no matter what :)
John: as sportsexual!
*gunshots*
Blue:what is it?
John: I’m coming out
Blue:oh cool! Don’t worry I will except you no matter what :)
John: as sportsexual!
*gunshots*
Sportsexual by Cheeseflavouredsnail December 28, 2021
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Sportsexual
Someone who is frequently aroused by sports. This sexual obsession is frequently seen in people who fill loneliness with sports.
Will’s friends noticed he had become a sportsexual after he texted them about having an erection from a game for the tenth time that week.
Sportsexual by TheTeam315 September 23, 2023
Sportnesia
The tendency to forget that not everyone is interested in, passionate about, or wants to participate in sports. A person experiencing Sportnesia may assume that everyone should love sport or that sport is the solution to every problem. Such traits may sometimes be seen in a Sports Andhbhakt.
Person A: I’m not really interested in sports.
Sports Enthusiast: You should try running. Sport builds discipline, improves mental health, teaches teamwork…
Person A: I said I’m not interested.
Sports Enthusiast: But have you tried football?
Person A: Bro has Sportnesia.” 😂
Sports Enthusiast: You should try running. Sport builds discipline, improves mental health, teaches teamwork…
Person A: I said I’m not interested.
Sports Enthusiast: But have you tried football?
Person A: Bro has Sportnesia.” 😂
Sportnesia by JPA921 September 22, 2026
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