Sportnesia

The tendency to forget that not everyone is interested in, passionate about, or wants to participate in sports. A person experiencing Sportnesia may assume that everyone should love sport or that sport is the solution to every problem. Such traits may sometimes be seen in a Sports Andhbhakt.

Person A: I’m not really interested in sports.
Sports Enthusiast: You should try running. Sport builds discipline, improves mental health, teaches teamwork…
Person A: I said I’m not interested.
Sports Enthusiast: But have you tried football?
Person A: Bro has Sportnesia.” 😂

Sportnesia by JPA921 September 22, 2026

sportlexia 

This is when you get your sports mixed up

Tianna and I were throwing the football when I figured out I had sportlexia because I hit the ball like a volleyball instead of throwing it.

sportlexia by Sportlexia girl July 18, 2018

sportness 

The act of playing by the rules and competing with a moralistic attitude towards the other kickball team.

Our team is very competitive though we keep a positive fun attitude with our good sportness!

sportness by Purple Turtle Number 1 July 27, 2012

Storynesia

Telling someone a story then realizing that the person you are telling is in the story and knows it already.

'So yesterday I was eating lunch with some friends, right, and one of them hit on the waitress and she called him a pig!' 'Yeah dude, that was me, I was there.' 'Oh right yeah, sorry, I'm suffering from storynesia.'

Storynesia by godnus April 19, 2010

spermnesia

What a dude claims to have regarding whether he'd inseminated a gal in da past.

Bill Clinton always claims total spermnesia whenever any "former fling" female requests child-support payments.

spermnesia by QuacksO June 19, 2026