sport porkin

chasin skirt for fun

sport porkin this weeks been good,
nailed a even baker's dozen

sport porkin by peasandcorn June 11, 2006

sport porkin

the act of chasing women as if it was a sport with different rules such as betting on the first one to have sex with a girl.

The act of sport porking has two unwritten rules (until now):

1. Go Ugly Early

2. No girl looks ugly with my dick in her mouth

Guy 1: hey dude how ya been? You seen the new girl from the dorm?

Guy 2: Yea dude, shes hot. I would do terrible things to her...

Guy 1: Me too, wanna make this interesting?

Guy 2: You talking about sport porkin?

Guy 1: Hell Yea!

Guy 2: THE GAME IS AFOOT!

sport porkin by GCruz December 30, 2011

Baltimore Parking Spot 

A "Baltimore Parking Spot" is anywhere you damn well please as long as you put your hazard flashers on and remain oblivious to the lane of traffic you've just shut down.

Don't worry yo, I'll get me a Baltimore Parking Spot while you go inside and find your stash.

Baltimore Parking Spot by Robert Hawk December 23, 2009

Doris Day Parking Spot 

The most swetest parking space you can get, usually in front of the door, closest to entrance etc. Usually when you get this you will have a lucky shopping experience.

Reason: In the Doris Day movies, she always got the greatest parking spot everytime she went shopping. You never saw her drag her ass from the back of the parking lot.

WOW how lucky am I, I just got a Doris Day Parking spot.

Doris Day Parking Spot by Deidragirl May 15, 2010

Parking Spot 

The place where you hide your bowl. Some people have multiple spots, especially when living with their parents.

Guy 1: What are you doing dude,?

Guy 2: Dude I'm looking for my piece, I was so blazed last night I forget which parking spot I put it in.

Parking Spot by Kennyyc May 7, 2009

black cock parking spot 

Black Cock Parking spot

A girl whose name starts with S and ends with Mantha. Usually a girl that has aggressively sought out the cocks of as many huge black men as humanly possible. This type of person has HUGE, DARK labia and is as loose as can be.
"It was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway the other night having sex with Sam."

She has sex with SO MANY guys, their mess just pours out of her like a faucet. I never even got to know any of their names. Could just taste when it was a different guy...
She's more like a black cock parking lot than a spot.... Going down on her is always an adventure.

1. black cockaholic
A girl who has experienced a black cock, and becomes obsessed with them and takes every black cock they can get, it is almost like a disease they get.
boy 1 "Why does Sam always talk to the black guys"

boy 2 "she cant help it she is a black cockaholic"

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black cock parking spot by EyePuncher January 2, 2014

parking spot 

The girl who lets anyone in her pussy

Yeah, Sara's cute, but shes the parking spot.

parking spot by sarcasminak March 18, 2011