sport dick 

This is when the male or female penis gets considerably shorter during the playing of sport, thought to be caused by the non-sexual adrenaline that pumps through the body during exercise.

The team: Hahaha that's tiny!
Poor lad whose trousers have just been pulled down: it's normally bigger, honest! Only that small during football, it's a sport dick!

sport dick by nan wobbler May 28, 2012

Sport dick 

The supernatural and unexplained phenomenon that, when participating in physical activity, transforms a gentleman’s “old chap” into what can only be described as a walnut whip. Often overlooked, what accompanies sport dick is an equally shrunken and mysteriously rock hard nut sack.

Rob: What a great workout! I feel totally energised after that - even if once again I’ve got sport dick!
Tony: I’m hearing you buddy, bet your ballbag is as solid as Joey and Chandler too!

Sport dick by BonyT November 5, 2019

Short Dick Memory Loss 

One who can not retain information due to a lack of a properly sized penis.

Lore- It's said that these people think with their second head because their actual head is smoother than a bald man's head fresh out of a wax job.

A person diagnosed with SDML is known to forget information attained in the last 10 minutes. The time in which someone loses information often varies depending on how small the penis is. People with smaller penises usually ranging from just tip to 2 inches have shown that they forget way more frequently and will have to ask you to repeat what you said numerous times.

SIDE EFFECTS- No Bitches and possibly no friends
EARLY SIGNS- You can catch early signs of SDML when you measure your penis and it's smaller than 4 inches.
TREATMENTS- None (sorry to break it to ya, hope you got mone cause you ain't pulling shit)

Person 1: Tims's annoying asf, bro keeps saying what.

Person 2: Give him a break, he has Short Dick Memory Loss.

Short Dick Memory Loss by TheRealZeusypoo March 28, 2022

SPORTS DICK

WHEN YOUR DICK GETS REALLY SMALL DURING AND AFTER STRENOUS EXCERCISE

MAN I JUST BACK FROM THE GYM AND I GOT A BAD CASE OF SPORTS DICK

SPORTS DICK by CONEHOUSE January 7, 2010

Old man short dick disease 

Is the condition - which generally affects older malse, post mid life crisis. Symptoms include clearly overcompensating for lack of plausible "mojo". Being an absolute douche bag yet being blissfully unaware.

Old man short dick disease can generally be identified by his balding head, prestigious car such as a Lamborghini, Ferrari or Maserati and is at most times accompanied by a perky blonde in her 20s.

Yet don't be fooled this is the full extent of this mans alluring qualities.

When you drive past that Lamborghini and see an 58 year old man, generally unatractive and balding. Promo girl in the passanger seat with a great boob Job - you can now think to yourself

'old man short dick disease'

Old man short dick disease by GeekSheek June 26, 2012

short dick surprise 

When an individual is provided with an external stimulus or situation that the individual does not want.

It is similar to a) suddenly finding that you have a shorter penis than previously (perhaps after swimming)

b) when a love removes his trousers and has a really short penis

"Marcus has to work on the weekend! That's awful."
"He sure does. He gets a lot of short dick surprises like that."

short dick surprise by Captain Hotpants September 18, 2015

short-dick 

To intimidate. To frighten. To scare someone so badly, their dick retreats into itself.

"There isn't one jack off in this entire bar that can short-dick me. Wanna try? Let's go outside, motherfucker!"

short-dick by D. Gould October 18, 2008