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To intimidate. To frighten. To scare someone so badly, their dick retreats into itself.
"There isn't one jack off in this entire bar that can short-dick me. Wanna try? Let's go outside, motherfucker!"
by D. Gould August 27, 2008
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the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you


person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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To fully or partially cut off someone's penis with a dull butter knife to get things going. Doing what it takes to light a fire under some dumb cunt's ass. Often used as a pedagogical aid on the job.
"Private Pyle, I WILL motivate you, if I have to short dick every cannibal in the Congo."

-- R. Lee Ermey

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by popeofeastlansing November 04, 2010
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A verb that describes a poor attempt in any sport or game which requires shooting or aiming at a target, in which the player's try fails embarrassingly far in front of the goal, calling the player's masculinity and endowment into question.
"Shit! If Jeff hadn't shortdick his last shot, we could have won the Beer Pong tournament!
by thekentuckykid January 11, 2011
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a dick that is very small, and is common to belong to an asian person
Wang is 2in... he has a short dick
by drdicker69 June 07, 2010
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To leave someone hanging, pay less than what is due/owed.
That bitch short dicked me by $9.00 and made me wait in her skank ass two hours before she showed up to do the do.
by Elwipfo July 28, 2018
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A guy who a micro penis ...
Duncan’s dick is so small he prob only can fuck anus , he’s a short dick guy
by Rick the tiger July 28, 2019
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