spornicating

to have sex with spoons on the bed

oh, spornicating lasnight was so hardcore.

spornicating by ShaniceMarieee March 26, 2008

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Pornicating

1.Getting off to someone’s pics/vids that you have met online or subscribed to their site,while dating someone else.Especially someone you could actually end up with.

My girlfriend accused me of pornicating and all I did was talk to someone else.

Pornicating by 93 yourcultleader93 October 22, 2020

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Pornicating

VERB

Having intercourses whist watching porn.

Me and Jessica were pornicating last night because we were having sex while watching big booty bitches.

Pornicating by Stumphugger69 February 24, 2020

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pornicating

The act of having sex (fornicating) in a pornographic movie.

Hey, let's grab the video camera and do some pornicating tonight!

pornicating by DirtyPig1 November 8, 2007

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pornicating

The act of watching porn while your significant other is entertaing guests.

Tommy was pornicating in the den during his wife's garden party on the veranda.

pornicating by Matt Damien December 1, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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