Stumphugger69's definitions

Wobbly Russian

You are taking your semi-erect penis and jacking it vigorously. Then, you take a shot of vodka and put it down your semi-erect penis hole before you cum into someone’s mouth, so they are drinking vodka while you are making it snow.

Lizzo didn’t want to fuck sober so I pulled a Wobbly Russian on her.

by Stumphugger69 February 25, 2020

Pornicating

VERB

Having intercourses whist watching porn.

Me and Jessica were pornicating last night because we were having sex while watching big booty bitches.

by Stumphugger69 February 24, 2020

Icecreamed

Getting cum in the ass outside in frigid temperatures

Me and the boys are getting icecreamed tonight. Wanna come?

by Stumphugger69 February 14, 2020

Sexy Kool-Aid Man

When a man puts kool-aid powder down his dick hole, while proceeding to stir it with a long, thin stick. Then, he cums into someone’s mouth while yelling “OHH YEAH!!!”, so his cum tastes like what ever flavor the powder is.

Cathrine wanted a different experience and I wanted to be dominant, so I pulled a Sexy Kool-Aid Man on her!

by Stumphugger69 February 25, 2020